Honey the Wonder Wiener
Check out Honey the longhair black and tan lost in the woods for 4 weeks! Told ya we are hearty and tough!
Check out Honey the longhair black and tan lost in the woods for 4 weeks! Told ya we are hearty and tough!
So we all know that I am the prettiest long haired lady this side of the Don Valley Parkway but lately Mommy and Daddy have been discussing something troubling.
You see, I have a big sunny backyard with a pool and in the summertime we spend lots of time in the pool and the sunshine but I end up in the house because my beautiful black locks make me hot. Mommy wants to shave me for the summer and Dad thinks I will look stupid.
So what do you think wieners? Shave or no shave?
I LOVE my new baby, she smells so good and tastes even better! I know, I know, we aren’t supposed to like the wee ones but I can’t leave her side, she is mine to take care of. Plus I can bark louder then she can cry.
Well she’s cool as long as she stays out of my toys and gives me some of hers. When she is ready to start dropping food on the floor I’m right there to clean it up, but not boobie milk, YUCK!
Apparently other animals were allowed to come to my show?? I was too busy being adored to notice. My tail is tired from all that wagging but when a girl gets a compliment it’s only polite to show her gratitude.
On a break from being worshiped I chilled out in the booth:
Tried out some new beds:
Met a nice girl who sadly has to wear this stupid thing on her face:
I don’t know WHAT this is but it doesn’t have a snout:
Overall good times at the April show! Must go scarf the peanut butter treats that Jovi gave me.
Ok so maybe the show has some other name like All About Pets but I’m going to hang out at the CDR booth on Friday so I can bark at other dogs, terrorize some cats, steal treats and spread my brand of pretty all over that place! I hope my computer friends will stop by and say hi and tell me how beautiful I am. See you there!
Mommy and her big bump went to the people doctor yesterday and today Daddy told me that she emptied her belly into a baby girl named Sydney. I can’t wait to see her but she better not be cuter than me!
I know that most of us don’t like babies so here is my Baby Relations Pledge:
-I promise not to bark at you (much)
-I promise not to shred your toys (almost)
-I promise not to pee on you
-I promise to share my blankets
-I promise to clean up all the food you drop
-I promise not to pull your hair, if you don’t pull mine
-I promise to protect you from other dogs, Bentley the cat and other little humans
-I promise to love you as much as Mommy and Daddy do.